Michael Caine

Clarence

Bill Milner

Edward

David Morrissey

Dad

Anne-Marie Duff

Mum

Rosemary Harris

Elsie

Ralph Riach

Clive

Linzey Cocker

Tanya

Elizabeth Spriggs

Prudence

Leslie Phillips

Reg

Sylvia Syms

Lilian

Thelma Barlow

Ena

Peter Vaughan

Bob

Carl McCrystal

Undertaker 1

Andrew Turner

Undertaker 2

Oliver Leach

Barry

Ralph Ineson

Mr. Kelly

David Rintoul

Harry Price

Tommy Baxendale

Tanya's Boyfriend Mike

Adam Drinkall

Stuart

Edward Lees

Ben

Kevin Locke

Entertainer

Jennifer Hennessy

School Mother

James Gilbert

Tanya's New Boyfriend

Angie Inwards

Mavis

Garrick Hagon

Douglas

Miles Jupp

Vicar

Peter Harness

Cashier

Sue Wallace

Mrs. Hitler

William Ilkley

Barry's Dad

Michael Keogh

Paramedic

Keith Hargreaves

Bus Driver

Ronnie Barker

Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ronnie Corbett

Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)

Charli Janeway

Guy Who Walks (uncredited)

Karl Johnson

Arthur (uncredited)