Lewis Gribben

Duncan

Rian Gordon

Dean

Viraj Juneja

DJ Beatroot

Jonathan Aris

Mr. Carlyle

Samuel Bottomley

Ian

James Cosmo

Farmer

Eddie Izzard

The Duke

Kate Dickie

Sergeant Morag

Kevin Guthrie

PC Hamish

Brian Pettifer

PC Dougie

Georgie Glen

The Duchess

Alice Lowe

Superintendent

James Smillie

Duke #1

Anne Downie

Duchess #2

Paul Birchard

Duke #3

Sean Higgs

Duke #2

Deirdre Davis

Duchess #3

Anita Vettesse

Duchess #1

Caitlin Blackwood

School Girl #1

Mia Scott

School Girl #3

Laura Lovemore

School Girl #2

Alisa Gashi

School Girl #4

Al Brooks

Shadowy Figure